My Mind Is A Strange Place

I'm Jazmyne. I'm 21. I'm a Virgo (and proud). I'm a California girl, born and raised and I've got immense love for my home state. I'm a bookworm, I'm silly, I'm outgoing, and I'm friendly. I love my nephew more than anything in this entire world. I laugh easily and often. I find happiness in the simplest of things.

Follow me on twitter @CaliGrl_Jazmyne ... I suppose thats all I have to say about myself... if you want to know more, ask me questions. :)

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Anonymous said:
im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

wxng:

asian:

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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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